#how does one sexify a fucking angst

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Wake up babe Mech just posted some sexy angst sketch

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ouff this mummeh is gonna do something for sure to put adchan in shivaay’s attempts to find truth, isn’t she? 😒😒😒

idiotttttttttt boyyyyyy, ab toh samajhhh jaaaa. please tell me you’re taking this tirade as a clue! 😥😥😥

TELL ME HE’S SUSPICIOUS. PLEASE GODDDDDDDDDD. 😭😭😭

TIA BABY!!!!!!!!!!! MY ANGEL MY SUN MY MOON ALL MY STARS! 😍😍😍

TIA HOW COULD ANYONE NOT SMILE SEEING YOU!?!???! YOU’RE ADORABLE. 😊😊😊

omg please come backkkkkkkk to this show please!!!!!!! i miss youuuuuuuu. 😚😚😚😚😚😚

awww “shivaaay baby”!!!!!!!!!!! GOD. SHE’S TOO CUTE. I LOVE HER SO MUCH. 💖💖💖

i’m so so so happy that my #1 ship for this show is happy together. dooodho nahao phulo phalo! 💑🏽💑🏽💑🏽

where is their baby tho??? like, tia should be showing by now? maybe even close to delivery? wait... this show is three months in the future, SHE SHOULD HAVE GIVEN BIRTH BY NOW. WHERE’S THE BABYYYYY? 😯😯😯

yessssssss, tia SPILLLLL THAT TRUTH!!!!!! 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

lmao tiaaaa and her slavish obsession with social media. 😆😆😆

also, lol, is she a member of rudra’s “shivika” fan page? 😂😂😂

THANK GOD. SEED HAS BEEN PLANTED. THAAAAAAANK GOD. *gets on my damn knees thanking God* 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

smell the fart acting on realization that EVERYONE knows the truth except him. 

lmao, in dono ka abhi bhi chal raha hai yahan pe. 🙄🙄🙄

lol poor rudra, he’s trying sooooo hard for his chulbul bhaabi. but she’s got a pretty tall order for him. he’s no advay singh raizada, that he can do ghar pe baithe baithe cloud seeding to make badal and baarish for her. 😕😕😕

EEEEEE MY (BR)OT3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😍😍😍

oh god it’s going to be bade bhaiyya’s tharki idea isn’t it, to get her all sexified and ~~~INSPIRE him with her BADAN. 😟😟😟

yupppppppppp, this face tells me that bade bhaiyya has sex on the mind. 😬😬😬

how nice of shivaay to ensure his brother gets laid, even when he’s in the middle of a personal crisis. khud toh kuch nahi mil raha, chota bhai hi aish karle. matlab, bhai ho toh aisa! #SPABestBhai2018 😌😌😌

anda nonsense. forwarding. ⏩⏩⏩

sahil’s getting blasted for being bad at math. 😂😂😂

don’t worry, uski bhi shaadi kisi calculator type ladki se karwa denge jaise teri karwa di hai. 😊😊😊

whoop. big, angry, calculator singh oberoi alert! 😬😬😬

ohhhhhhhh boy. directtttttt questioning. 🤐🤐🤐

what an idiot. he should have just left at it “tia mili thi mujhe.” and she’d think that tia told him everything and have spit it out. ouff shivaay, tu kitna kachcha khilaadi hai. 

meanwhile, murder girlfriends are still hanging out, like a buncha regular girlfriends! i love it! 👯🏽👯🏽👯🏽

not loving the scary tej sightings though. (today’s certainty that this is a tejLana plan: 90%) 

shivaay is channeling his best enrique and being all YOU CAN RUN YOU CAN HIDE BUT YOU CAN’T ESCAPE MY LOVE. 😗😗😗

this is enrique’s best song. fight me. it is!!!!!!!!! what a song! best sung very loudly and very out of tune in the car. especially that high pitched YOU CAN RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! part towards the end. 😅😅😅

excuse me, taking 4 minute break from this episode to go watch the video and feel a little guilty and dirty (used to hide from parents and watch the video when it first came out when i was a baby teen. still have the feeling i’m doing something shaaaady when i watch it as a grownass adult. 😳😳😳😳😳)

ok, i’m back! back to billu getting all up on our girl. 

ouff, why can’t he just sex it outta her??!???? 😫😫😫😫 he knows he totally can. and they both totally waaaant it. look at his droopy sex eyes and her TAKE ME NOW face: 

ugh the flashbacks are totally killing the mood. saaaame chaar rando scenes they’re showing since last two episodes. these two have a million other scenes, switch it up a little! 😒😒😒

nope. billu won’t be distracted by her delicious bod pressed up against him. he wants answerssssssssss. 😠😠😠

“tumhe maine pehle bhi kaha tha, shivaay singh oberoi ne haath chodne ke liye nahi pakda hai.” 

aaaaaaaaaand i’m crying. great. 😭😭😭😭😭

“par chod toh diya.” “maine choda nahi, TUMNE chudaaya tha.”

yaaaaaas billu! call her out on her BS! 😪😪😪😫😫😫

ohhhhh boy. billu ka paara chad raha hai at thought of paraya mard. yiiiiiiiikes. 😬😬😬

ooooooooh. she’s trying to hoodwink him to get outta lying but NOPE. BILLU WANTS AN ANSWER. 😶😶😶

MERI AANKHON MEIN DEKH KAR BOLO! OH NO. OH NOOOOOOOO! 😧😧😧

she’s reaaallllllly trying to loophole her way outta this, but he’s like a dog with a damn bone. FINALLY. THIS IS THE SHIVAAY I WANTED TO SEE. 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

“sab kuch mere hisaab se hua hi kahaan? agar mere hisaab se hota toh hum alag hi...” 

aaaaaand crying again. and i love it. oh the angst.  😭😭😭😭😭

very ‘a few good men’ vibes from this moment no????  

coz he can’t. he really can’t handle the truth. 

time to get the truth outta her, with angst and sexual tension. 😏😏😏

OH MY GOD NO WHY DO THEY KEEP SHOWING FLASHBACKS TO HIS RAPEYNESS IN THE WEDDING EPISODE LIKE THIS WITHOUT ANY WARNING. IT REALLY FEELS LIKE I’M GETTING SUCKER PUNCHED IN THE GUT. 💥💥💥👊🏽👊🏽👊🏽

YEAH GIRL. YOU STAND UP TO HIM. KICK HIM IN THE NUTS. 😤😤😤

oh thank god scene change. to shaant, susheel omki. i needed that. *exhaaaaaaaaale* 😌😌😌

LMAO GAURI’S SEXY SMOKE MACHINE ENTRY IS JUST REMINDING ME OF THIS SCENE IN B99 🤣🤣🤣

gooooooood going, billu. what an idea sirjee! only about 87% awkward and tharki af that you gave the idea to your baby devrani, but imma just... side step that, coz your intentions were noble. 😕😕😕

haaaaaaaaaye, omki’s gentle surprised smile. 😍😍😍

ok this is taking too long. someone make a move, instead of just standing there smiling like lovesick idiots. 😐😐😐

lol like... how supremely confident do you have to be to pull this off though?? like BEHOLD ME I AM HERE TO BE YOUR MUSE AND LIFT YOU OUT OF YOUR CREATIVE BLOCK!!!!!!!!!! LOOK AT ME AND BE INSPIREDDDDDDD! LET THERE BE ART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😶😶😶

someday, i aspire to be this confident. for now though... *sighs and crawls deeper into the blankets* 

HEIN? WHAT IS THIS RANDOMNESS? 😧😧😧

... ok so this hall has just turned into a Room Of Requirement for these sexually repressed third gen Oberois?!?! so multi purpose! it can be a store room! it can be a random khopcha to have a moti sevaiyaan dinner! it can have a fountain and exploding colour bombs for ~INEESPEERATION! it can be anything and everything! 😯😯😯

ok omki’s smile is cute and all but i’m tired. fwding. 😶😶😶

also coz I HATE THIS SONG. I DON’T KNOW WHY, BUT I DO. I HATE THIS SONG SO MUCH. it’s the only one i hate from the otherwise stellar DCH soundtrack. 😣😣😣

ouff painting banana hai toh banao. just make the song stop playing. 😑😑😑

LOL WHAT EVEN? WHY IS HE... THIS SCENE IS JUST SO RANDOMLY SEXY? (and not in a good way. like, there was no build up, he’s just suddenly CARRYING her all sexy like?) 🤔🤔🤔

that pose looks awkward and tiring. 😬😬😬

oh. okay. 3% less awkward now that the other hand is down, but just as tiring. 🙄🙄🙄

RUDRA. YOU DO KNOW SHE’S A COP? LET HER DO HER FUCKING JOB IN PEACE??????? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? LIKE... GET A FUCKING JOB MAN. INSTEAD OF JUST FOLLOWING SOME GIRL AROUND WHILE SHE TRIES TO DO HERS. 😡😡😡

oh god a mor pankh. i just know what’s coming. 😬😬😬

yuuuuuuuuuuuup. 😣😣😣 this is awkward af. 

ok i’m having michmichi with you two and your weirdly erotic painting scene now. show me my other angry bird babies. have they started hate sexing up against the cupboards yet? 😚😚😚

OH WAIT. TENSION. BECAUSE BAREILLY. 😯😯😯

OH MY GOD OM. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN “ASLIYAT”??? I THOUGHT WE ESTABLISHED THAT YOU MADE A MISTAKE?!?!? 😟😟😟

what even is going on with the andas? is that a clip of her parents that bhavya is watching? 🤔🤔🤔

OM WHY ARE YOU SO.......... *strangles him* 😡😡😡😡

OMFG I AM REALLY NOT IN THE MOOD FOR PINKY RN. FWDING. FUCKING FWDING. ⏩⏩⏩⏩⏩⏩

BOHUT HO GAYA YEH ABLA CHIRAIYYA BANNNNA! 😠😠😠😠

anyone want breakfast? fried andas coming up in 5 min! 🍳🍳🍳

see? this is why bulbul and bade bhaiyya are brotp. they’re the exact same person. tiny rage-filled monsters who won’t quit hounding ya for answers. 😌😌😌

ASKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK HIMMMMMM GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas bulbulllllllllllllll, leave his ass! leave his unworthy assssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

ok so the one good thing from all this is that bhavya cannot be anika’s chutki, right? coz wholeeeeeeeeeeee different backstory. RIGHT??? 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐

bhavya is honestly the fucking worst. rudra, just get the fuck out, leaving her. at least you’ll be alive for saumya. 😒😒😒

pft fine. take her. whatever. idgaf. 🙄🙄🙄

time to angstilyyyyyy lean against a pillar and rage. you know, as you do. 😆😆

great, evil/emo!Kara is back. 🙄🙄🙄

idhar andas are also boiling in angst. 

you know what, i don’t hate bhavya as a character. or mansi as an actor. she’s really holding her own in this emotional scene. i just really really hate any scene she’s in with another person, because of what the writing does to every other character around her. give me solo scenes, and i’m fine. but put her in a room with rudra, and my blood pressure hits the roof because of how fucking stupid HE is being. 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

oh great. anika broke the shivaayBot. 😟😟😟

GIRL YOU KNEW HIS HARDWARE WASN’T CAPABLE OF HANDLING THE UPGRADE. THEN WHY........... 😣😣😣